Is that a cool headline, or what? No, that doesn't quite work.
Is that a hot headline, or what?
I found it on the front page of the San Diego Union Tribune this morning.
Hey, why not look on the bright side? Mosquitos are thrilled! Olive farmers in England are delighted! Sales figures for sunblock take off in Greenland! Specialists in tropical diseases revel in new respect and rocketing paychecks!